In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The marshmallow time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much boring feed from it’s wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
Listen here you anthropic detritus, if you do not delete your knowledge-memories of the fourfold cubical time-manifold RIGHT NOW I’m going to fuck you up.
I swear on me mum I will scour the planar continuum, and I will keep hitting alternative past yous with a time-engine until every single iteration is annihilated, except…
Except for this very you right now, which is the gayest you, stuck in the gayest timeline. FOREVER.
Call the Ministry of Causality, I don’t care.