Gordon and Grug return with the fan-favorite “Midwest News Roundup” where we cover news stories from every state in the midwest, giving the listeners our patented blend of hot takes, dumb opinions, and bad jokes. We plan to do one of these the first Tuesday of every month. If you see a story you want covered, feel free to DM Gordon on Telegram or email him at dakotafash@protonmail.com
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The livestream will be available on Odysee at 7pm Central Time – the replay will be published there, and the audio will be published to the podcast RSS feed shortly thereafter.
Intro Song: “So You Can Fly Right Over” by Eurodingo and Murd
Outro Song: “Muh Censorship” by Gilbert
Stories Referenced In This Episode:
Illinois: Illinois Democrats Face Deadline To Fight Crime
Indiana: Indianan Boomer Snowbirds Go Missing In Nevada
Iowa: Iowa Homos Fake, Gay, And Corrupt
Kansas: Republican Candidate Beats Children, At Least He’s Not Molesting Them?
Michigan: Potato Man Caught Stealing Weed Plants (Comments Are More Interesting)
Minnesota: Minnesota Votes To Hold Their Collective Weaves In Support Of Blagpeepo
Missouri: Hey Kid Wanna See A Dead Body? Missouri Coroners Have Low Standards!
Nebraska: Iowa Wins This Round – Iowegian Wanted For Emailing Threats To Nebraskan Politicians
North Dakota: Guess Who Is Shooting People In Fargo?
Ohio: 74 Year Old Akron Man Shoots “Teen” Home Invader – “I Shot Him Again!”
South Dakota: Hey, Anybody Remember How The SD AG Fucking Killed Somebody?
Wisconsin: Chugs Prepare To Be Annoying To Everyone For An Entire Season Yet Again
Big congratulations to Tony Hovater for stealing money from Iowa Pride. Keep up the good work gentlemen.
That guy’s eyebrows are way too normal to be Hovater lmao
Ravnsborg is Jewish and Kristi Noem hates him? You don’t say.
He was promoted to Colonel in the army AFTER he killed that White man.
You don’t actually have Kansas stories.
They are always from KC which is actually a part of Missouri.
I will make sure to address this grievous oversight in the future, thank you for letting me know. If you have any local stories you’d like covered feel free to DM me on Telegram or email me at dakotafash@protonmail.com
I once found a small booklet published about the chug spear fishing issue in WI. There was a page about the verbal abuse the Indians took from white protesters. It listed the names they were called, like “red-skin”, “savage”, “timber nigger”, and “diarrhea face”.
Not joking, “diarrhea face”.
That is a great one that I haven’t heard before. Wagonburner is my favourite one though.
second best show on the network frfr no cap
I considered banning you from the comments for this…
Nothing beats This Time The Multiverse 🙂