Before looking at the newest round of dummy manipulation, the gang takes it’s last look at Indiana Jones, and the misconception of show business, and how it should actually function as a business. After that, they delve into the complaints of actors trying to trick the unknown masses into supporting them by showing their “low residual checks”, in an effort to make people think this is the money they make, while hiding their salaries from the public, but their net worth is in plain sight.
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The Final Storm Episode 134: The Moral Of Snow White
The gang speculates on why the new Mission: Impossible is under performing, despite good reviews and a solid track record for the franchise, in addition to that embarrassing Snow White photo with 3 black dwarves. Disney is done. Pack it up.
The Final Storm Episode 133: It’s Just A Bunch of Gay Black Guys Eating Pudding
The gang is all here as they discuss studios pulling movies from theaters, the contempt DC has for it’s White audience, the series of movies called “The Purge” and the important question is asked, “why would you want a passport right now?”
The Final Storm Episode 132: Depression Factory Churns Out Gay Disasters
Rolo, SteveDave and Mr. Pickle do a little post mortem on why Indiana Jones and the dilation of destiny failed, as well as the future of Disney resting on the butt of Brie Larson.
The Final Storm Episode 131: Asia
The gang take a quick W on the massive failure that is The Flash before we stumble onto the funniest israeli movie ever made. It may be the greatest premise of any movie, of all time.
The Final Storm Episode 130: Pessimist Prime
As the team lowers the body of the little mermaid into the ground, we are bombarded with a new wave of brown media that is just as afroturfed as any other product. The brown spidermen movie, and the transformers rise of the brooklyn beasts. While one is a minor W for zog, it is treated as the biggest victory for them since WW2.
The Final Storm Episode 129: Slowly Becoming Scott Adams
After the gang does a postmortem on The Shaniqua Mermaid, they delve into the capitalist world that seems to completely disregard profits and markets in favor of a political ideology, and how they have to cut corners to retain that.
The Final Storm Episode 128: 300 Visits To The Bath House
While the gang gears up for the next dylan mulvaney (The Little Mermaid), they reflect of the upcoming summer of flops and the bad marketing for all major products.
The Final Storm Episode 127: The Opposite Of A Scam
The gang does some quick reviews on 3 different products recently released (Peter Pan and Wendy, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 and Star Trek Picard Season 3) before breaking down some numbers for the upcoming live action flop little mermaid.
The Final Storm Episode 126: Dr. Faygo
The team assembles to talk about Disney’s new homo attraction, the termination of Jonathon Majors from his acting agency, the perversion of the evil dead, signs that you drink too much coca cola, and all the flavors of Faygo