Rise Now And Be Counted
The men come together to discuss the padding that Blizzard tries to do to cash in on a favorite franchise while enjoying the true to life diversity that is showcased in Hell-A before diving into the absolute masterpiece that is the new Lord of the Rings game released by Daedelic.
In a world where big tiddy goth girls are real, and every action has a consequence, one must seek out truth and wisdom to not only survive, but triumph. Come join Bobby and Fritz as they dole out sage wisdom that will have you excelling at the autistic waifu management/ tactical eugenics needed to defeat the dragon of death!
The men come together to discuss fun (and potentially “free”) games to play together with their fellow Gamers, while driving Ruckus further into depression with the reminder that Lolcows exist, and discussing the sick society and “people” that enable such depravity in our world.
Bobby takes the reigns while Rolo and Ruckus are out carousing to bring in some special guests to discuss the Greenskins, the Skaven conspiracy, and how what is needed is Total War to bring about the Glory of Sigmar to the world.
Rolo and Bobby speak about the problems brewing within the industry while Ruckus begins a downward spiral into a depression that will require another 2 weeks on an island with a farm girl named Ginger to get over as they look at the insidious and swift manner that unhealthy ideologies and lifestyles are being targeted at our children as one of the more popular (or to say, more astro turfed and pushed by the goblins) “gamers” out there has a cohost who has chosen to transform from a human to a Skeksis.
After taking a relaxing vacation on an unmarked island 200 miles south of Hawaii (where he had to give up on a crush he had on a young farm girl), Ruckus returns to find Bobby and some friends discussing the merits of Civilization: whether version 5 or 6 was better, if we should be hype or not about version 7 that may drop soon, and which cultures and methods of world conquest were/are the best and most based.
The men come together as Bobby shows how Alpha he is by breaking down the beta cucking that is the Diablo franchise and Blizzard entertainment ever since Blizzard North left the picture. This clearly got someones attention as the recording got completely fucked soon after. The goblins and their fagoy servants don’t want the truth about how they are actively ruining entire franchises and society to get out.
Join the men as they are regaled with the tale of Bobby as he established himself as the Alpha during the beta of what is (hopefully) not a mediocre sequel of one of the most foundational games of the generation. Meanwhile, Ruckus tells tales of a kids version of the game and how his children dragged him back to a game he swore to not play again. Most importantly, a question gets presented: Does booba = magical power?
Ruckus and Bobby come together to agree that it is time to smash the patriarchy and play a game with the strongest and most believable female role out there. Even better, she is not oversexualized nor does she fit into any of those tropes that fake games journalists like to complain about.
Listen as they discuss how this character is the best strong and independent female you can play a game as and it is truly the most feminist game out there. And be sure to share their ideas for a sequel with the developer: including another strong female role and ensuring that true diversity is shown in the sequel (there were far too many White people in this game to match real life).
The men come together to discuss one of the best physics simulator games, and how Twitch went quickly from a gaming community to fake and gay political gatekeeping site. Rolo and Bobby talk in depth about how Destiny became what he is and Ruckus learns to tie a noose while looking at a Twitch thot playing the forbidden game.