A satirical weekly article highlighting fictious moments in Midwestern history By Silas P. Whitmore, February 28, 1881 There are many things a Midwesterner fears: a failed corn harvest, a neighbor’s disapproving glare at a potluck, and, worst of all, the tragic waste of good beer. And so it was, on a fateful winter’s day in…
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The Illusion of Dissent: A Third Positionist Analysis of the 50501 Protest
The recent protest in Sioux Falls against Donald Trump and Project 2025 was a revealing look at the state of modern activism. While there were a few genuine conversations and (from their perspective at least) well-intentioned participants, the majority of the event felt like a disorganized display of misplaced energy, driven more by parroted narratives than by deep understanding of the issues at hand.
Why America Needs a Populist Revolution Now
Reposted with permission from npmusa.substack.com For too long, the American people have been ignored, dismissed, and betrayed by the very leaders sworn to serve them. The social and political elites who dominate Washington, Wall Street, and the corporate boardrooms have systematically sold out the interests of our nation for their personal gain. While they thrive…
Lichtman’s 13 Keys To Subjective Reality
Allan Lichtman, notorious smarmy coastal “elite,” and ivory tower libtard tool pretends that his “13 Keys” system is the most accurate prediction model ever. And with an 80% accuracy since 2000, and 84% retrospective accuracy when applied to elections dating back to the 1800s, you’d think this is pretty good. But you’d be wrong. Let’s talk about it.
Roscoe Jones: From Chad To Sad
So, normally I wouldn’t publish something like this, since it’s just a nasty diatribe. However, I feel that, given the division in our community lately, it’s only fair to let these sorts of guys have their say, since it’s a common sentiment. Sorry, Roscoe, but I had to let the haters go all out, just this once.
Know More Heroes
There is a specter haunting the children’s sections of libraries and bookstores. I encountered it twice in the past week, first while trying to find a book on a recent political campaign, and then while I was visiting the library with my child. From my casual observation it appears that the shelves have been inundated with political biographies dressed up as children’s books.
Normies
This piece was adapted from a series of effort posts written by Punished Magnus on the Amerikaner Telegram Channel in response to a different effort post made by John Fassbinder of the American Freedom Party. I have included both Mr. Fassbinder’s original post, for clarity, and Magnus’ essay.
“Civil War” – Journalist Circle Jerk, Useful Red-Pill Tool, or Both?
Last weekend, I saw the film “Civil War”, written and directed by Alex Garland. I had seen multiple articles about the movie, ranging from libtard ball-fanning about how “haunting” it is, to libtard complaining about how it isn’t partisan enough and doesn’t have a political message. As a notorious libtard myself, I lean towards the second complaint. But friend of the podcast Billy Roper had a much more optimistic and positive take. I have presented them both here, for you to have your own civil war over in the comments.
Grant Reads: “I’m Glad My Mom Died” by Jennette McCurdy
In our sphere, there are certainly a lot that has been said about how sick and twisted Hollywood is. Thanks to the furor over Harvey Weinstein’s abuses and other high-profile cases, even the general public has become more and more aware of how sick and deranged the little subculture in Southern California really is. McCurdy doesn’t shy away from some of the more sinister parts of the entertainment industry, but she reserves the most of her ink for the stories of the abuse that she suffered at the hands of her own mother.
Werewolves Against Wounders
Hermoine Granger-Weasley promised to be a transformative Minister of Magic. But when a werewolf wants access to children, will she stick to her principles or give in to reactionary fearmongering? Find out in this story that has been called “Stunning” by the New York Times, and “Brave” by VICE News (RIP).









