Category: Achtung! Amerikaner

Gordon and Magnus engage in the time-honored pasttime of owning the libs by tearing apart the Bloomberg article “2024 Is the Year of Elections and That’s a Threat to Democracy” – a typical example of libtard hypocrisy and handwringing combined with cringe-inducing attempts to sound relevant to young people.

Gordon has a conversation with friend of the show, Hans, about the basics of starting up a homestead – from growing herbs in the window of your one bedroom apartment to raising chickens and ducks on an acreage, they attempt to give a broad overview of the best ways to start off on the right track, and how to avoid common pitfalls.

Gordon is back with yet another Travel Monologue – this time freshly returned to sacred Midwestern Soil after a trip to the dark woods of the northeast… Which are actually mostly filled with very fine people (and some not so fine). Gordon goes into detail about his journey through Pennsylvania and New England, and finishes off with a somewhat fiery (but mostly peaceful) declaration about the state of the world.

In a follow up to last week’s episode covering the recent sex scandals in DC, Gordon and Magnus are joined by Jack (of The Paranormies) to discuss the recent leak of the “Epstein List,” or rather, the courtroom depositions that allege the identities and activities of those associated with the (presumed) deceased jewish-supremacist and child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Magnus has taken over the podcast and brought on famous (or perhaps infamous) parody musician and counter-semitic news broadcaster Morrakiu to discuss a variety of topics, from the recent attack of a judge to women, the NFL, to Star Wars versus Trek.

Gordon and Magnus return from the extended winter break and ring in the new year with an extra long, uncut, and raw episode about the recent unsightly and embarrassing rash of sex scandals deeply embedded in the federal government. They discuss the disgrace of homosexual pornography being filmed in the People’s House, and the issues surrounding the release of the Epstein Flight List. Full disclosure, this episode was recorded before the recent leak of said lists.

Gordon gives his thoughts on his travels through the upper Midwest, specifically his time spent in Minnesota and Wisconsin. He takes a gander at several important sites – comparing the “modern art” that is the George Floyd memorial in Minneapolis to the statue of Herman The German in New Ulm, and then his time in Wisconsin, spending a weekend with the boisterous Midwest Network crew in that state before ending on a more somber note about the site of the Waukesha Parade Attack, two years on.

Magnus makes a heartfelt appeal to you, the listener, to make the hard choices, to do what might seem hopeless, to take (proper, reasoned) risks, that will hopefully lead to a brighter future. It is our duty to carry on the healthy traditions of the past, and to not bring unhealthy habits into the future.

Magnus returns for another talk, this time about accountability – what it means to be accountable to more than just yourself, or even your close family. Why it is important to keep the company of others who will hold you to a standard, and why you must always strive to achieve, and expect the same from those around you.

Gordon and Grug are back in the saddle, rounding up news stories from all across the Midwestern United States! From millionaires getting poisoned with antifreeze to small Indiana towns getting flooded with libtards, we have all the stories you need to know – and, of course, we cash in Grug’s clout chips from our previous episode.