I should have fucking known this one was coming. Well, here you go. Normally, I’d be thanking the Lyricist, Vocalist, and Instrumentalist here. But frankly, the fact that Grant Norman and Eurodingo did this fills me with regret. Y’all niggas are lucky the site hosting is already paid up for the year.
Nah just kidding, I fucking love this song.
Oh, I wish I was in the land of dairy; Where the workers aren't so scary; Eat away, eat away, eat away Midwest man! In Culver's store, where I'm wont to munch; Dinner, breakfast and for lunch; Eat away, eat away, eat away Midwest man! I wish I was at Culver's, Hooray! Hooray! In the drivethrough I'll get my fuel; To live and die with Culvers! Fill up, fill up, fill up my mouth with Culvers! Fill up, fill up, fill up my mouth with Culvers! Let the coasties have their fights about; "Best chicken sandwich" north or south; Eat away, eat away, eat away Midwest man! The restaurant with curds on the side; Is the one for which I will die; Eat away, eat away, eat away Midwest man! I wish I was at Culver's, Hooray! Hooray! In the drivethrough I'll get my fuel; To live and die with Culvers! Fill up, fill up, fill up my mouth with Culvers! Fill up, fill up, fill up my mouth with Culvers! I wish I was at Culver's, Hooray! Hooray! In the drivethrough I'll get my fuel; To live and die with Culvers! Fill up, fill up, fill up my mouth with Culvers! Fill up, fill up, fill up my mouth with Culvers!