Gordon, Magnus, and friend of the pod, Ascot, discuss recent events, including the crackdowns in DC, the federal intervention in the case of a Jewish pedophile allowing him to flee to Israel, Trump and Putin’s meeting in Alaska, and the general ongoing struggle session that is Conservative politics in the Year of Our Lord 2025. With a surprise appearance by Jon of Star Destroyer Chimera and a final discussion of the PERM Pause for H1B Visas.
Author: Gordon Kahl
Achtung! Amerikaner – Mad King Donald And The Fake Economy
Gordon, Magnus, and long time friend first time friend of the pod, Ascot, discuss the total disaster that is the Trump admin’s handling of a variety of recent events, chief among them the continuing spiral over the Epstein files, the economy, Israel-shilling, and more. Also Magnus and Ascot talk shop about how the economy is all fake in the second hour. That’s right, we have a second hour on this one! The third hour? It’s for philosophy-posting.
The Smoke Pit – Steal Team 6
The crew have a wide ranging and mostly interesting discussion on why Sig is a garbage company, the importance of maintaining standards, and more on this (allegedly) fully mission capable episode.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Nothing To See Here, Folks!
Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, James, to discuss the recent heel-turn the Trump administration has performed in regards to the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files and client list – from giving binders proudly proclaiming they were only the first of many such documents, to claiming not only do those documents not exist, but you’re a “bad person” if you care about them. The hosts give their takes on what is happening in this case of incredible gaslighting.
Achtung! After Dark – Not So Wholesome Chungus
Gargoyles, Sperm Whales, Dead Cows, Poppy Farms, Feet. These and many other weird and, frankly, gross topics are discussed. Gohn also talks about flowers and Gordon talks about horses, and then we have to talk about sucking brazil nuts.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Bomb Bomb Iran (Explicit)
Gordon and Rick (of “The Smoke Pit”) discuss the recent hostilities between Iran, Israel, and the United States, giving a brief timeline followed by discussion of the aftermath and current discourse about the issue on the Right and give their thoughts on where things might go in the near future.
This episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Minnesota Midweek Madness
Gordon and friend of the pod, James, discuss the recent shooting of two Minnesota state congress critters – who did it? Why? Does anyone even care? Considering everything else that’s going on in the world right now, probably not. But that’s okay because they talk about that too!
Achtung! Amerikaner – Two Loaded Magazines (Explicit)
Gordon and Rick (of “The Smoke Pit”) discuss the ongoing riots in Los Angeles, giving hot takes and predictions of an ongoing situation that will likely be stale by the time you listen to this episode – but you should listen anyway, because Rick is on, and we all like Rick. We’ll give an update when things change. This episode is uncensored because Rick was very excited, listener discretion is advised.
Achtung! After Dark – Magnus Has Got The Biggest Balls Of All
A full panel, Gordon, Magnus, Courier, Ruckus, and special guest Rusty talk about ugly women, twitter drama, democrat retardation, video game crafting recipes, and why you should pay a visit to Magnus’ big balls.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Big Beautiful Bodcast
Gordon and friend of the pod, Magnus, spend two hours talking about a variety of recent events, and still only manage to get through half of their prep. They cover the recent fracas between Trump and South Africa’s Ramaphosa, give updates on both based Shiloh Hendrix and Karmello Anthony, and then finally finish off with Trump’s BIG. BEAUTIFUL. BILL. Is it based? Is it cringe? Will we finally get legal silencers? Find out on this big and beautiful episode of Achtung! Amerikaner!


