Gordon is joined by associate of the pod, Magnus, friend of the pod, Courier, and noble benefactor of the pod, Gohn, to talk about a bunch of random stories. Cannibal black hebrew mennonites, Tucker Carlson’s one-eyed gangstalker, Internet Slur-vice Providers and MagAI, Kristi Noem in an ICE costume, and many more!
Author: Gordon Kahl
Achtung! Amerikaner – Gimme-gration
Gordon is rejoined by friend of the pod, Magnus, to discuss a recent article about the struggles for ICE in obtaining funding and recruitment. Is this a legitimate complaint, or hardcore copium? That conversation sprawls into a broader discussion about how things have gone in the first month of Trump’s term, the rapidly changing media environment, and how Nationalists can take proper advantage of it.
Achtung! Amerikaner – The Second Coming Of The God Emperor
Gordon, Magnus, and friend of the pod, Courier, discuss Donald Trump’s first week back in office. Is he based? Is he a shill? Are the libtards really on the run, or is this all a psyop to sell Twitter Memecoins? Find out on this thrilling episode of Achtung! Amerikaner.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Age of Ruin (Explicit)
Gordon is joined by Myles Poland (of “The Godcast”) to discuss his Sci-Fi project “Age of Ruin,” as well as independent media and the entertainment industry more broadly. The hurdles of self-published work, the problems of a collapsing and decaying culture, and how others might participate in this attempt at a shared high-quality Science Fiction universe. Gordon and Myles both have potty-mouths, so this episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised.
Achtung! Amerikaner – H-1 Bozos
Gordjeet and friend of the pod, James, are live from Kahlcutta to talk about the recent dustup over Elon Musk’s meltdown about H-1B visas, examining the claims that these foreign scab laborers are somehow “necessary” for the American economy.
Achtung! After Dark – Skibidi Rizzmas To All, And To All, A Gyatt Night (Explicit)
As a special bit of Christmas Coal, Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Courier, and they pull our old friend Dietrich out from podcast retirement to talk about lettuce, mispronunciating German, the Mog-On-Magnus-Minute, pocket digeridoos, “Mother Horse Eyes,” Tactical RPGS, and more. This episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Gender-ational Warfare
Gordon and Magnus set out to have a conversation about recent happenings, but veer from that to instead go into detail on the mass shooting of a Christian school in Wisconsin by what appears to be a misanthropic teenage girl. Discussing her alleged manifesto, which was rumored to be a RadFem screed, leads to a broader discussion on the issues of sexual and romantic politics in general, followed by an impromptu Magnus Minute style call to action.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Presby’s Europa Report December 2024
Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Presby Ayatollah, LIVE IN STUDIO, to discuss the recent spate of elections throughout Canada and Europe – the rise in populist sentiment throughout the world, as well as the recent instability in France and Romania. Discussion also veers into the recent instance of Martial Law in South Korea, and the collapse of the Assad government in Syria.
Achtung! After Dark – Skibidi Time Cube Sigma Ohio
In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The marshmallow time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much boring feed from it’s wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Nice Guy National Populism
Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, James, to discuss local politics, and how in particular one might try to leverage the current rising tide of populism to accomplish goals and obtain some level of prestige in your community – and, barring that, how you might use “political” skills to simply be a more enjoyable person to be around. The episode ends with Gordon and James discussing their interactions with their local city government, as well as a special clip of their statements made at a City Council meeting.

