Gordjeet and friend of the pod, James, are live from Kahlcutta to talk about the recent dustup over Elon Musk’s meltdown about H-1B visas, examining the claims that these foreign scab laborers are somehow “necessary” for the American economy.
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Achtung! After Dark – Skibidi Rizzmas To All, And To All, A Gyatt Night (Explicit)
As a special bit of Christmas Coal, Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Courier, and they pull our old friend Dietrich out from podcast retirement to talk about lettuce, mispronunciating German, the Mog-On-Magnus-Minute, pocket digeridoos, “Mother Horse Eyes,” Tactical RPGS, and more. This episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Gender-ational Warfare
Gordon and Magnus set out to have a conversation about recent happenings, but veer from that to instead go into detail on the mass shooting of a Christian school in Wisconsin by what appears to be a misanthropic teenage girl. Discussing her alleged manifesto, which was rumored to be a RadFem screed, leads to a broader discussion on the issues of sexual and romantic politics in general, followed by an impromptu Magnus Minute style call to action.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Presby’s Europa Report December 2024
Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Presby Ayatollah, LIVE IN STUDIO, to discuss the recent spate of elections throughout Canada and Europe – the rise in populist sentiment throughout the world, as well as the recent instability in France and Romania. Discussion also veers into the recent instance of Martial Law in South Korea, and the collapse of the Assad government in Syria.
Achtung! After Dark – Skibidi Time Cube Sigma Ohio
In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The marshmallow time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much boring feed from it’s wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Nice Guy National Populism
Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, James, to discuss local politics, and how in particular one might try to leverage the current rising tide of populism to accomplish goals and obtain some level of prestige in your community – and, barring that, how you might use “political” skills to simply be a more enjoyable person to be around. The episode ends with Gordon and James discussing their interactions with their local city government, as well as a special clip of their statements made at a City Council meeting.
Achtung! Amerikaner – 2024 Election Postmortem
Gordon, Magnus, and friend of the pod Presby, convene the brain trust to discuss the aftermath of the 2024 Presidential Election – who is Trump choosing for his cabinet? How mad are these libtards? Will Presby ever fulfill his dream of going on a date with Kristi Noem? Answers to these questions can be found on this episode of Achtung! Amerikaner.
Achtung Not-So-After Dark – Midwest News Roundup October 2024
Gordon tries (and mostly succeeds) to do a live recording of the Midwest News Roundup, and also tries (and completely fails) to get people to call in as he does so. On the upside, you still get to hear him give his hot, hot takes all over your ear holes about stories from every state in the Midwest. From power-mad black mayors to cyclists getting lynched by orthodox jews, we’ve got you covered!
Achtung! Amerikaner – Aurora Colorado
Gordon is joined by James, a former Aurora resident, to talk about the situation there regarding the infestation of an apartment complex by violent gangs of Venezuelan invaders, and how the local city council seems unable or unwilling to do anything about them. The two also have a broader discussion on the nature of these sorts of invasive actions, and how both sides of the mainstream political spectrum respond.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Back By Popular Demand
Gordon and friend of the pod Presby are joined by the only man that matters, Magnus, to talk about the current state of the election, Donald Trump “Doing The Fries”, US foreign policy failures, and to make some predictions about the future.


