How Evola is a big gay nerd, why making friends is important, and how being competent is all that matters on this full panel installment of the Smoke Pit, one of the shows of all time, only on the Amerikaner network.
Author: Gordon Kahl
Host of Achtung! Amerikaner. Contact at dakotafash@protonmail.com
Achtung! Amerikaner – Current Events With PresBeer
Gordon is joined by the friend of the pod formerly known as Presby, PresBeer, to talk about a variety of current events – the new bill passed in the name of the tragic murder victim Iryna Zarutska, updates on the assassination of Charlie Kirk, and some interesting polling data, before shifting focus to Europe to discuss political trends across the pond, before ending with Brigitte Macron’s “photographic evidence” of her womanhood, and the Autism Announcement given by Trump and RFK Jr – Hearts of Iron fans hardest hit.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Turning Point
Gordon is joined by a full panel to discuss the brutal assassination of Charlie Kirk by an (as of this recording) unknown assailant at a recent event in Utah. The panel discusses the possible motives, the response from the left and the right, and what this might lead to going forward.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Jackboots In DC
Gordon, Magnus, and friend of the pod, Ascot, discuss recent events, including the crackdowns in DC, the federal intervention in the case of a Jewish pedophile allowing him to flee to Israel, Trump and Putin’s meeting in Alaska, and the general ongoing struggle session that is Conservative politics in the Year of Our Lord 2025. With a surprise appearance by Jon of Star Destroyer Chimera and a final discussion of the PERM Pause for H1B Visas.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Mad King Donald And The Fake Economy
Gordon, Magnus, and long time friend first time friend of the pod, Ascot, discuss the total disaster that is the Trump admin’s handling of a variety of recent events, chief among them the continuing spiral over the Epstein files, the economy, Israel-shilling, and more. Also Magnus and Ascot talk shop about how the economy is all fake in the second hour. That’s right, we have a second hour on this one! The third hour? It’s for philosophy-posting.
The Smoke Pit – Steal Team 6
The crew have a wide ranging and mostly interesting discussion on why Sig is a garbage company, the importance of maintaining standards, and more on this (allegedly) fully mission capable episode.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Nothing To See Here, Folks!
Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, James, to discuss the recent heel-turn the Trump administration has performed in regards to the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files and client list – from giving binders proudly proclaiming they were only the first of many such documents, to claiming not only do those documents not exist, but you’re a “bad person” if you care about them. The hosts give their takes on what is happening in this case of incredible gaslighting.
Achtung! After Dark – Not So Wholesome Chungus
Gargoyles, Sperm Whales, Dead Cows, Poppy Farms, Feet. These and many other weird and, frankly, gross topics are discussed. Gohn also talks about flowers and Gordon talks about horses, and then we have to talk about sucking brazil nuts.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Bomb Bomb Iran (Explicit)
Gordon and Rick (of “The Smoke Pit”) discuss the recent hostilities between Iran, Israel, and the United States, giving a brief timeline followed by discussion of the aftermath and current discourse about the issue on the Right and give their thoughts on where things might go in the near future.
This episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised.
Achtung! Amerikaner – Minnesota Midweek Madness
Gordon and friend of the pod, James, discuss the recent shooting of two Minnesota state congress critters – who did it? Why? Does anyone even care? Considering everything else that’s going on in the world right now, probably not. But that’s okay because they talk about that too!