A satirical weekly article highlighting humorous moments in Midwestern history. This week: The Curious Case of the St. Louis Mud Slingers.
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The Great Dakota Mustache Competition of 1879
A satirical weekly article highlighting fictious moments in Midwestern history. This week: The Great Dakota Mustache Competition of 1879.
“The Great Mill Explosion of ’78: When Flour Fought Back”
A satirical weekly article highlighting ficticious moments in Midwestern history. This week: The Great Mill Explosion of 1878
The Great Wisconsin Chair Heist of 1872
A satirical weekly article highlighting fictious moments in Midwestern history. This week: The Great Wisconsin Chair Heist of 1872
The Great Beer Flood of Milwaukee: When the Lager Fought Back
A satirical weekly article highlighting fictious moments in Midwestern history By Silas P. Whitmore, February 28, 1881 There are many things a Midwesterner fears: a failed corn harvest, a neighbor’s disapproving glare at a potluck, and, worst of all, the tragic waste of good beer. And so it was, on a fateful winter’s day in…
The Illusion of Dissent: A Third Positionist Analysis of the 50501 Protest
The recent protest in Sioux Falls against Donald Trump and Project 2025 was a revealing look at the state of modern activism. While there were a few genuine conversations and (from their perspective at least) well-intentioned participants, the majority of the event felt like a disorganized display of misplaced energy, driven more by parroted narratives than by deep understanding of the issues at hand.
Zweikampf: “Two-Struggle”
AJ (of “The Smoke Pit”) gives his thoughts on the recent video of a savage knife fight between two Russian and Ukrainian soldiers.
No degree of technological development or scientific calculation will diminish the human dimension in war. Any doctrine which attempts to reduce warfare to ratios of forces, weapons, and equipment neglects the impact of the human will on the conduct of war and is therefore inherently flawed.
Why America Needs a Populist Revolution Now
Reposted with permission from npmusa.substack.com For too long, the American people have been ignored, dismissed, and betrayed by the very leaders sworn to serve them. The social and political elites who dominate Washington, Wall Street, and the corporate boardrooms have systematically sold out the interests of our nation for their personal gain. While they thrive…
Weird Economy
Replacing your Lada in the late Soviet Union was impossible, but nobody really had a Lada anyway, and if you reliably had one you’d easily get another. Replacing the shitbox creates pressure. At least in the Soviet Union, healthcare was in theory free, albeit at the expense of having an economy that couldn’t produce toilet paper. In the US, we have similar dilemmas, toilet paper and wakandan kweens at the expense of an economy that can’t win a war. Why’d somebody cap a CEO presumably over insurance claims? The weird economic circumstances I described.
Lichtman’s 13 Keys To Subjective Reality
Allan Lichtman, notorious smarmy coastal “elite,” and ivory tower libtard tool pretends that his “13 Keys” system is the most accurate prediction model ever. And with an 80% accuracy since 2000, and 84% retrospective accuracy when applied to elections dating back to the 1800s, you’d think this is pretty good. But you’d be wrong. Let’s talk about it.