Author: Gordon Kahl

As a special bit of Christmas Coal, Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Courier, and they pull our old friend Dietrich out from podcast retirement to talk about lettuce, mispronunciating German, the Mog-On-Magnus-Minute, pocket digeridoos, “Mother Horse Eyes,” Tactical RPGS, and more. This episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised.

Gordon and Magnus set out to have a conversation about recent happenings, but veer from that to instead go into detail on the mass shooting of a Christian school in Wisconsin by what appears to be a misanthropic teenage girl. Discussing her alleged manifesto, which was rumored to be a RadFem screed, leads to a broader discussion on the issues of sexual and romantic politics in general, followed by an impromptu Magnus Minute style call to action.

Gordon, Magnus, and Rick (host of “The Smoke Pit”) pull on their balaclavas and meet in their secret hideout to discuss two different cases of vigilantism – the recent acquittal of Daniel Penny for the “crime” of heroically defending an entire subway car of bystanders from a deranged homeless man, and the ongoing case of the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Due to the graphic nature of these cases, this episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised.

Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, Presby Ayatollah, LIVE IN STUDIO, to discuss the recent spate of elections throughout Canada and Europe – the rise in populist sentiment throughout the world, as well as the recent instability in France and Romania. Discussion also veers into the recent instance of Martial Law in South Korea, and the collapse of the Assad government in Syria.

Almost lost to the archives of Gordon’s hard drive, sit down and pay attention whippersnapper as Rick and AJ (from The Smoke Pit) give a basic rundown on firearms – an important aspect of American culture that unfortunately suffers from much Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt inside of dissident right circles. Rick and AJ give their advice on how to go about the thorny issue of gun ownership as a dissident. This episode contains explicit language, listener discretion is advised.

Recovering from our outbreak of a rash of political content, Gordon is joined by Rick and AJ (hosts of The Smoke Pit) as well as friend of the show, Courier, for a relaxed and fun episode. The guys talk about everything from motorcycles to the flat earth, movies, and bizarre reddit cults. Warning – this episode is uncensored, listener discretion is advised.

Gordon is joined by friend of the pod, James, to discuss local politics, and how in particular one might try to leverage the current rising tide of populism to accomplish goals and obtain some level of prestige in your community – and, barring that, how you might use “political” skills to simply be a more enjoyable person to be around. The episode ends with Gordon and James discussing their interactions with their local city government, as well as a special clip of their statements made at a City Council meeting.

Gordon, Magnus, and friend of the pod Presby, convene the brain trust to discuss the aftermath of the 2024 Presidential Election – who is Trump choosing for his cabinet? How mad are these libtards? Will Presby ever fulfill his dream of going on a date with Kristi Noem? Answers to these questions can be found on this episode of Achtung! Amerikaner.

Gordon tries (and mostly succeeds) to do a live recording of the Midwest News Roundup, and also tries (and completely fails) to get people to call in as he does so. On the upside, you still get to hear him give his hot, hot takes all over your ear holes about stories from every state in the Midwest. From power-mad black mayors to cyclists getting lynched by orthodox jews, we’ve got you covered!