The gang take a quick W on the massive failure that is The Flash before we stumble onto the funniest israeli movie ever made. It may be the greatest premise of any movie, of all time.
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Today we review “Meerkat Manor Season 8: Re-Burrow and Forage Ferengi-Style”. The season is narrated by Donald Faison and Judy Reyes, except to add to 3D-dimensionality they speak through cardboard tubes from the roll of paper towels for that tinny, 1940s era AM radio effect. And they are gender-inverted.
When Zach Braff and Andy Samberg spin the dreidel and it falls in “INVERT” field, the light flashes and the voice is inverted, even in the middle of the sentence.
Guest stars include Ben Stiller, Judd Hirsch and in an ucredited cameo, Adrian Brody who plays Sad Aardvark fleeing the irrational persecution. Sad Aardvark hides under the burrows of the Meerkats and pens his memoirs detailing the horrible sensation of claustrophobia and bad diet side-effects.
The season’s box office take was 2,599 quatloos per theater seat, except these figures are preposterous and it is illegal to question them in 27 countries. And Japan. And in the European Union.
Also it was illegal to view, display, possess, copy, mention or come near any artifact related to a Meerkat unless someone did that for you, from the sunset on Friday until sunset on Saturday.
Report any anti-Meerkat sentiments to your nearest Meerkat Protection Guild field agent for confidential reward which you could then donate to the cause.
Rolo,
I have watched ASIA and it was, meh, what you sort of budgeted in.
I also did watch “Shiva Baby” and its degeneracy index was 2 StdDev to the right of “Asia”.
Then I listened to Herbert von Karajan’s assorted Wagner ouvertures to cleanse myself, regain some “spring in my step”.
In TFS130, around 56min mark you have managed to utterly surprise me. Revulsion? yes. Like watching deer ticks crawling. But fear? If you are standing with your entire fam at the edge of ancestral olive grove and the armored column of construction equipment is about to convert it to high density modular subdivision by sunset, fear is not out of the place. But you are not from there.
The shoe’s big problem is the utter lack of creativity and that the success has made it so soft. They are utterly unwilling to step down from the winning horse.
Knowing is half the battle, and although I share Dr. Oliver’s impression “by achievements alone, they are a formidable people” the fear is where they want you to be.
Imagine you wear a silver locket around your neck, on a bead chain. Inside there are 2 pictures of Le Happy Meme, on the left the usual dry hand rubbing scruffy bad teeth. On the right the sweaty, scared “shut it down” specimen. That right there is your map and compass. Fear, my foot. Fear is why the shoe walked that far. Because it found a soft level road.
Where can I watch this masterpiece?
amazon looks to have it